I met this girl
And she's just great
This girl I just adore
The problem is...
She has much more
Than I had bargained for....

She's got that style
She's got that smile

She's got the walk
She's got the talk

She's got that zing!
There's just one thing

She's got a penis(baca: pines)

She's got that flair
Knows what to wear

She's got that face
That girl has grace

She's got pizzazz
Too bad she has

A penis

Now there's always some failure, always some flaw
Ain't that what they call Murphy's law

But male genitalia that's where I draw the line
Besides, hers is bigger than mine

My life's a mess, 'cause under that dress
She's got a P - E - N - I - S, yes!