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LITTLE TONY FROM BROOKLYN ON MATH
A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left ?" She calls on little TONY.
He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."
Then little TONY says, "I have a question for YOU."
"There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married ?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
To which Little TONY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on'," but I like your thinking."
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Mudah2an gak ada masalah karena pake english.. Secara ini juga forum "jokes" bukan "lelucon".. BTW, Kenapa namanya gak diganti forum "Lelucon" aja?
asli mod usul doank kok..
asli mod usul doank kok..
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Perlu headset / earphone bawaan handphone? Buka aja profil ane gan.. Banyak headset beragam merk..
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Little Tony... Know It All
Little Tony asks his mother her age.
She replies, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question."
Tony then asks his mother how much she weighs.
Again his mother replies, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question."
The boy then asks, "Why did Daddy leave you?"
To this, the mother says, "You shouldn't ask that," and sends him to his room.
On the way, Tony trips over his mother's purse. When he picks it up, her driver's license falls out.
Tony runs back into the room. "I know all about you now. You are 36 years old, weigh 127 pounds and Daddy left you because you got an 'F' in sex!"
She replies, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question."
Tony then asks his mother how much she weighs.
Again his mother replies, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question."
The boy then asks, "Why did Daddy leave you?"
To this, the mother says, "You shouldn't ask that," and sends him to his room.
On the way, Tony trips over his mother's purse. When he picks it up, her driver's license falls out.
Tony runs back into the room. "I know all about you now. You are 36 years old, weigh 127 pounds and Daddy left you because you got an 'F' in sex!"
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