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LITTLE TONY FROM BROOKLYN ON MATH
A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left ?" She calls on little TONY.
He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."
Then little TONY says, "I have a question for YOU."
"There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married ?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
To which Little TONY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on'," but I like your thinking."
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Mudah2an gak ada masalah karena pake english.. Secara ini juga forum "jokes" bukan "lelucon".. BTW, Kenapa namanya gak diganti forum "Lelucon" aja?
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Another Math homework
Tony was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine...." His mother heard what he was saying and gasped,
Mom : "What are you doing?"
Tony answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom."
Mom : "And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" mother asked. "Yes," he answered.
Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day,
Mom : "What are you teaching my son in math?"
"Right now, we are learning addition." The teacher replied.
The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?"
After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."
Mom : "What are you doing?"
Tony answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom."
Mom : "And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" mother asked. "Yes," he answered.
Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day,
Mom : "What are you teaching my son in math?"
"Right now, we are learning addition." The teacher replied.
The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?"
After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."
Diubah oleh hasbyduryea 13-05-2013 12:19
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