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LITTLE TONY FROM BROOKLYN ON MATH

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left ?" She calls on little TONY.

He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."

Then little TONY says, "I have a question for YOU."

"There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married ?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

To which Little TONY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on'," but I like your thinking."


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Perlu headset / earphone bawaan handphone? Buka aja profil ane gan.. Banyak headset beragam merk..
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Tony's teacher is dying because of Cancer.
Tony asked him: "Sir, why do you keep telling people you are dying of AIDS?"
Teacher: "So when I'm dead, no one will dare touch my wife"
Tony: "?>":<{}"
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