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LITTLE TONY FROM BROOKLYN ON MATH
A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left ?" She calls on little TONY.
He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."
Then little TONY says, "I have a question for YOU."
"There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married ?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
To which Little TONY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on'," but I like your thinking."
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a Genius Little Tony
A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Tony what is your problem?"
Tony answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third -grade and I'm smarter
than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"
The teacher had had enough. She took Tony to the principal's office.
While Tony waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was
to go back to the first-grade and behave. The teacher agreed.
Tony was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Tony: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Tony: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I think Tony can go to the third-grade."
The teacher says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?"
The principal and Tony both agree.
The teacher asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"
Tony, after a moment, "Legs."
Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" The principal wondered, why does she ask such a question!
Tony replied, "Pockets."
Teacher: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Tony: "Pants"
Teacher: What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Tony: Coconut
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Tony was taking charge.
Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
Tony: Bubblegum
Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog do on three legs?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer.
Tony: Shake hands
Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Tony: Yep.
Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Tony: Tent
Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.
Principal was looking restless and bit tense.
Tony: Wedding Ring
Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Tony: Nose
Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Tony: Arrow
Teacher: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of excitement?
Tony: Firetruck
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Tony in the fifth-grade, I missed the last ten questions myself."
A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Tony what is your problem?"
Tony answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third -grade and I'm smarter
than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"
The teacher had had enough. She took Tony to the principal's office.
While Tony waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was
to go back to the first-grade and behave. The teacher agreed.
Tony was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Tony: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Tony: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I think Tony can go to the third-grade."
The teacher says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?"
The principal and Tony both agree.
The teacher asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"
Tony, after a moment, "Legs."
Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" The principal wondered, why does she ask such a question!
Tony replied, "Pockets."
Teacher: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Tony: "Pants"
Teacher: What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Tony: Coconut
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Tony was taking charge.
Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
Tony: Bubblegum
Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog do on three legs?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer.
Tony: Shake hands
Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Tony: Yep.
Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Tony: Tent
Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.
Principal was looking restless and bit tense.
Tony: Wedding Ring
Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Tony: Nose
Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Tony: Arrow
Teacher: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of excitement?
Tony: Firetruck
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Tony in the fifth-grade, I missed the last ten questions myself."
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