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LITTLE TONY FROM BROOKLYN ON MATH
A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left ?" She calls on little TONY.
He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."
Then little TONY says, "I have a question for YOU."
"There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married ?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
To which Little TONY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on'," but I like your thinking."
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Mudah2an gak ada masalah karena pake english.. Secara ini juga forum "jokes" bukan "lelucon".. BTW, Kenapa namanya gak diganti forum "Lelucon" aja?
asli mod usul doank kok..
asli mod usul doank kok..
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Perlu headset / earphone bawaan handphone? Buka aja profil ane gan.. Banyak headset beragam merk..
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Dumb as Einstein
Little Tony enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls Tony over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" Tony takes the quarters and leaves.
"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "Tony never learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey son, may I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
Tony licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!"
Little Tony enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls Tony over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" Tony takes the quarters and leaves.
"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "Tony never learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey son, may I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
Tony licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!"
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