Meski repost dan ane kagak ngerti bahasa nya tp ane bener2 ngerti hasilnya.

Perbedaan pria dan wanita.


HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
(bagaimana membuat pria bahagia)
1. Feed him (beri dia maem)
2. Sleep with him (tidur brsamanya)
3. Leave him with peace (tinggalkan dia dengan damai)
4. Don't check his phone messages (jangan chek pesan d hpnya)
5. Don't bother him with his movements (jangan menggangunya disaat dia bergerak)
6. Don't bother him when he's listening to the Grill Team (jangan menggangunya disaat dia mendengarkan kumpulan wanita)


So what's so hard about that?
(adakah yang berat tentang itu)

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY
It's really not too difficult but... To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:
(bagaimana membuat wanita bahagia itu tidak trlalu susah tp hanya butuh mejadi seperti brikut ):
1. a friend =teman
2. a companion =berdampingan
3. a lover =pecinta
4. a brother =kakak laki2
5. a father =ayah
6. a master =guru
7. a chef =juru masak
8. an electrician =tukang listrik
9. a plumber =tukang pipa
10. a mechanic =tukang mesin
KLO NGARTIIN SAMPEK BAWAH ANE GAK SANGGUP GAN.



11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO
44. give her compliments regularly
45. go shopping with her
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO
50. give her lots of attention
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT
53. never forget
-birthdays
-anniversaries
-valentine
-arrangements she makes
Author unknown.

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