Rule 1: You don't talk about /b/.
Rule 2: You DON'T talk about /b/. (1&2 ini bersangkutan sama site mereka)
Rule 3: We are Anonymous
Rule 4: We are legion.
Rule 5: We do not forgive, we do not forget.
Rule 6: There is no rule 6.(useless )
Rule 7: No matter how much you love debating, keep in mind that no one on the internet debates. Instead they mock your intelligence as well as your parents
Rule ⑨: There is a Touhou version of it. no exceptions.
Rule 10: If the character exists, there's someone role-playing as that character on Youtube, no exceptions. (Cek youtube gan )
Rule 11: If it exists, there is a LEGO version of it, no exceptions.
Rule 12: Anything you say can and will be used against you.
Rule 13: Anything you say can and will be turned into something else.
Rule 14: Do not argue with trolls - it means they win. (Kayak tukang spam dan junk di kaskus)
Rule 15: The harder you try, the harder you will fail.
Rule 16: If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure.
Rule 17: Every win fails eventually.
Rule 18: When in Cosplay, be it Civil War Reenactment or Anime Conventions, never break character! (Except Rule 22)
Rule 19: The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
Rule 20: Nothing is to be taken seriously. EXCEPT RULE 71!
Rule 22: When a real emergency happens, all these rules are null and void and Real Life Rules apply.
Rule 29: On the internet men are men, women are also men, and kids are undercover FBI agents.
Rule 30: Girls do exist on the internet.
Rule 31: There will always be Fan Fiction of if it is popular enough, no exceptions.
Rule 32: Any line can be interpreted with a sexual connotation, no exceptions.
Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.
Rule 35: If there is no porn of it, porn will be made of it.
Rule 36: No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish, no exceptions.
Rule 42: Always bring your towel, no exceptions.
Rule 43: The more beautiful and pure a thing is - the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
Rule 47: !???
Rule 48: Profit
Rule 50: A Cross Over, no matter how improbable, will eventually happen in Fan Art, Fan Fiction, or official release material, no exceptions!
Rule 51: No matter how fucked up it is, there is always worse.
Rule 61: Chuck Norris is the ONLY exception to rule 63. There are no other exceptions, and rule 63 is lying.
Rule 62: It has been kracked and pirated. no exceptions. (Semua pasti ada bajakannya)
Rule 63: For every given male character, there is a female version of that character (and vice-versa). Including Chuck Norris. Rule 61 is lying to you. And there is always porn of that character. No Exceptions.
Rule 64: If it exists, Tony Stark can make it in a CAVE. With a BOX of SCRAPS.
Rule 65: If a game exists, their is a Let's Play of it, no exceptions.
Rule 66: If their is no lets play of it, a Let's Play will be made, no exceptions.
Rule 71: The internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.
Rule 72: Darth Vader is your father, only minor exceptions apply.
Rule 75: Something on the internet will blow your mind always, no exceptions.
Rule 77: The internet makes you stupid most of the time.
Rule 78: There is a Wiki of it, no exceptions.
Rule 80: If it exists, there is a Furry/Anthro version of it, no exceptions.
Rule 81: If it exists, there will eventually be Magic: The Gathering version of it, no exceptions.
Rule 85: If it exists, there is or will be a pony version of it, no exceptions.
Rule 86: If it exists, the fans will always make rules for it and put it in an RPG Tabletop game, no exceptions.
Rule 88: If it exists, there will eventually be a time-travel story about it be it Fan Fiction or Fan Art or Offical.
Rule 103: For every song, there is a Vocaloid version of it.
Rule 104: If there is not a Vocaloid version of it, there will be. No exceptions.
Rule 105: Rule 71 is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.
Rule 123: 456789.
Rule 177: Tropicana tastes like rainbow. No exceptions.
Rule 169? Nah, I'd rather have 2 69s.
Rule 190: The only good hentai is yuri, that's how the internet works. Only exception may be Vanilla.
Rule 269: Yeah, finally...2 69s!
Rule 284: What has been seen cannot be unseen. Even with the post clearance that's coming up. (Skali nyebar, gak akan hilang dari internet )
Rule 647: Keldeo is a pony.
Rule 666: If it exists, someone will involve it in a conspiracy theory. No exceptions.
Rule 9001: It's over 9000!!! No exceptions.