Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else...

Jono ngebet pengen ml sama ce sexy temen kantornye, sayangnya tuh ce ud punya pacar.

One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me screw you.

Suatu hari si jono ud ngebet banget, akhirnya doi nekad beraniin diri dan bilang ama tuh ce: " gue kasih lu sejuta kalo lu mw ml ama gw"

But the girl said NO.
Tu ce tentu aja bilang GILE LU , LU KIRE GW APAAN

Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. "
Trus si jono bilang gini:" gw mlnye cepet2 koq, gw lemparin duit sejuta ke lantai, lu pungut deh, begitu lu ambil juga gw udeh selesai koq"


She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.

Tuh ce mikir sebentar dan bilang kalo die musti tanya pacarnya dulu, so... doi telpon conya dan ceritain masalahnya.


Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down."

Kata pacarnya:" minta 2juta deh, lu ambil aja tuh duit cepetan, boro2 ml in loe, buka celana juga ga bakal sempet"

So she agrees and accepts the proposal.
Si ce pikir iya juga ya so dia setujuin penawaran si jono.

Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.

Setengah jam lewat, pacar tuh ce masih nunggu telpon dr cewenya.

Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.

Akhir ya setelah 45 menit lewat, sang pacar telpon ce nya dan tanya gimana ud beres belon?

She responded, "The idiot used coins!"

Kedengeran tuh suara napas cenya yg lagi ngos ngosan:
" aduuuh beib... ehmh umph..ahhh.. sii sialan ini pake koin recehan semua .. ohh uhhh ahhh"


Ditunggu cendolnya gan wkwkwk

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