Javenglish : this bengi, the mendung is gumandul on
the sky.
The gluduks sound jlegar jleger like mercon.
The lightning mak klelap many times.
My memean is miber up to my window because
kesebul the wind.
The trees geal-geol also almost fall.
The rain sound kemrocok nang nduwure roof.
It is very danger...
Now i'm afraid celingukan alone while crying2 in my
room... ({})
I miss you so much my junjungan heart.... Instead of
lholhak-lholhok alone, I heard sound of klenengan...I'm
getting curigo...I'm checked it out....damn, it was hot
wedang jae....I'm running jumpalitan through wedang
jae seller, then I call him sak mug beg...then I sruput it
until entek....now I'm heavily mbleneg.... (>ˆ▽ˆ)> ωªªκªªκªª <(ˆ▽ˆ<Ħä⌣ªĦã⌣ªĦå⌣ª

LAPORAN SAKSI MATA
Mu'inah , TKW asal Jawa yang bekerja
di Amerika Serikat menyaksikan kecelakaan beruntun di
jalan raya tak jauh dari tempatnya bekerja . Karena jiwa
penolongnya yang begitu tinggi, dia segera menelpon 911
untuk meminta bantuan. .
Ketika Petugas bertanya, "Good morning Mam , may I help
you?!" Mu'inah baru tersadar akan kemampuan Bahasa
Inggrisnya yang sangat terbatas. Tapi, karena waktu itu
sudah kepalang tanggung, dia pun nekad melanjutkan
pembicaraan.
"Begini officer . One car come , one car go. The third car
nabrak, lha njur, everything ya broke. One car no stop .
One, two , three cars, bum ! bum ! buuum ! You know ?! And
than, mak grobiiiyyyaaak! Yes, like that . Like the rolling
stones gumlundhung from the mountain . . . Krosak. .
krosak . . krosak . . ! Gabrus, gabrus , gabrus !!"
Mu'inah mengambil nafas lalu melanjutkan laporan
pandangan matanya :
"Wah , one car ngguling ping pirang-purang . The sound like
mirror- mirror on the wall dibandhem watu .
Krompyaaang !!! One people game over , one man bloody -
bloody, one woman cry- cry so loudly !"
Mu'inah pun menutup laporannya : "Bingung aku! Wis
ngene wae officer . Send me nguing nguing car quickly !"