The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver and instructed
him to meet all incoming trains and announce at the depot
in a very loud voice : "Free bus to the hotel Astor ! "

On the way to the station on his first trip her kept repeating
to himself : " Free bus to the hotel Astor, Free bus to the
hotel Astor, " until he memorised it letter perfect.

Upon his arrival at the station, however, he became
confused at all the noise and hub bub and started
shouting as follows.

" Free hotel at the bust your Astor, I mean, Free ass at the
Hotel Bastard, I mean, Freeze your ass at the Hotel
Buster, I mean Squeeze your bust at the Hotel Faster, I
mean, Bust your ass at the Hotel Freezer, Oh shit . . . take
a cab. "