A Catholic priest is driving to London to be on a radio
show and he's stopped by the police for speeding.

A policeman smells alcohol on his breath, sees an empty
wine bottle on the floor and says : " Sir, have you been
drinking ? "

The priest says : " Just water. "

The policeman replies : " Then why do I smell wine ? "

And the minister looks down at the bottle and answers : "
Good Lord,
He's done it again ! "