Once upon a time there were two deaf mutes standing on
a street corner
talking to each other with sign language.

Mute #1 (SIGN) : " What would you like to do ? "

Mute #2 (SIGN) : " I don't know, what about you ? "

Mute #1 (SIGN) : " Let's get my car, find some girls, drive
to a dark
space and have some fun. "

Mute #2 (SIGN) : " Good idea. "

So they get his car, find some girls, drive to a dark spot
and are
having a ball when the guy in the back seat taps the guy
in the front
seat on the shoulder . . .

Front Seat Mute (SIGN) : " What ? "

Back Seat Mute (SIGN) : " Have you got any protection ?
"

Front Seat Mute (SIGN) : " No. Don't you ? "

Back Seat Mute (SIGN) : " No. We had better go to a
drug store and get some. "

They proceed to drive to a drug store and the man in the
back seat gets out and goes inside. In 2 minutes he is
back outside and taps on the car window.

Inside Mute (SIGN) : " What ? "

Outside Mute (SIGN) : " I've got a problem. "

Inside Mute (SIGN) : " What ? "

Outside Mute (SIGN) : " I can't make the druggist
understand what I want. "

Inside Mute (SIGN) : " I know what to do. "

Outside Mute (SIGN) : " What ? "

Inside Mute (SIGN) : " Go back inside. Put five dollars on
the counter. Put your penis on the counter. He'll know what you want. "

Outside Mute (SIGN) : " Good idea. "

The man goes back into the drug store and 2 minutes later
he's back at
the car window.

Inside Mute (SIGN) : " Well ? "

Outside Mute (SIGN) : " It didn't work. "

Inside Mute (SIGN) : " What do you mean ? "

Outside Mute (SIGN) : " I did what you told me to do. I
went inside. I put 5 dollars on the counter. I put my penis
on the counter. He put
his on the counter. It was bigger than mine. He took my 5
dollars. "