A nun gets on a bus and sits behind the driver. She says
to the bus driver she needs someone to talk to. She lives
in a convent and wants to experience sex before she dies.
The bus driver agrees but the nun explains she can't have
sex with a married man because it would be a sin.

The bus driver says no problem, he's not married. The nun
says she also has to die a virgin, so she has to take it in
the *ss. The bus driver agrees again and being the only
two people on the bus they go in the back and take care
of business.

When they were done and he had resumed driving, the
bus driver said, "Sister, I have a confession to make, I'm
married and have three kids." The nun replied, "That's
O.K. I have a confession too. My name is Bruce and I'm
on my way to a costume party."