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Selingan ngakak !! NGAKAK GILA!! Alangkah LUCUnya bahasa MALAYSIA
Maaf gan jika trit ane kurang menarik ![Hammer (S) emoticon-Hammer (S)](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/hammers.gif)
maaf gan jika saya
Maaf ya![Sorry emoticon-Sorry](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ly1xldg9p.gif)
Alasan kuat kenapa bahasa Indonesia terpilih daripada bahasa Malaysia menjadi bahasa resmi ASEAN yg baru saja ditetapkan (perbedaan bahasa indonesia dan Malaysia).![Bingung (S) emoticon-Bingung (S)](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/bingungs.gif)
Inilah perbedaan Bahasa Indonesia dngan Bahasa Malaysia
... cekidot![Bingung (S) emoticon-Bingung (S)](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/bingungs.gif)
Indonesia : Kementerian Agama,
Malaysia : Kementerian Tak Berdosa (heloo )![Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif)
Indonesia : Angkatan Darat,
Malaysia : Laskar Hentak-Hentak Bumi (ga asik bgt ya)![Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif)
Indonesia : Angkatan Udara,
Malaysia : Laskar Angin-Angin (untung ga laskar pelangi atau laskar kentut)
![Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif)
indonesia : Pasukaaan bubar jalan !!
Malaysia : Pasukaaan cerai berai !! (talak aja sekalian)![Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif)
Indonesia : Merayap
Malaysia : Bersetubuh dengan bumi (apa rasanya ya bersetubuh dengan bumi,?? "̮hϱ³♡hϱ³♡hϱ³♡"̮ )![Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif)
Indonesia : Rumah sakit bersalin
Malaysia : Hospital korban lelaki (asli NGAKAK tp bener sih )![Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif)
![Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif)
Indonesia : Belok kiri, belok kanan,
Malaysia : Pusing kiri, pusing kanan (minum bodrex makanya biar ga pusing)![Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif)
![Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif)
Indonesia : Departemen Pertanian
Malaysia : Departemen Cucuk Tanam (yuuk mariii ke mabes nyucuk tanam kakakaka )![Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif)
![Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif)
Indonesia : Gratis bicara 30 menit
Malaysia : Percuma berbual 30 minit (suka2 gue dong ah![Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif)
![Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif)
Indonesia : Satpam/sekuriti,
Malaysia : Penunggu Maling (ngarep banget dimalingin ya ampe ditungguin ) нªª˘°˘нªнªª˘°˘нªª˘°˘нªª˘°˘![Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif)
![Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif)
Indonesia : Tank
Malaysia : Kereta Kebal (loe kira dari banten kale ahh..)![Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif)
Indonesia : Rumah sakit jiwa
Malaysia : Gubuk gila (udah gubuk, gila lagi.. Kasian banget deh..)![Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif)
Indonesia : Dokter ahli jiwa
Malaysia : Dokter gila (ada ya yg mw disebut dokter gila ?Wkwkwk..)![Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif)
Indonesia : Hantu pocongk,
Malaysia : Hantu Bungkus (pesen atu dong bang, dibungkus)![Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif)
Indonesia : Toilet
Malaysia : Bilik Merenung (ampun deh..sekalian Ngopi aja gan..)![Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif)
Indonesia : Traktor,
Malaysia : Setrika Bumi. (segede apaan yak strikanya?? Wkwkwk![Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif)
Indonesia : Joystick
Malaysia : Batang senang (maksud loe? batang Happy?)![Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif)
Indonesia : Tidur siang
Malaysia : Petang telentang (berarti klo tidur malem “gelap tengkurep” )![Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif)
![Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif)
Indonesia : push up!
Malaysia : rudapaksa bumi (waaah.nafsu amat,sampe Bumi aja mau di rudapaksa) . нªª˘°˘нªª˘°˘нªª˘°˘ °![Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif)
![Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif)
![Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif)
itulah gan sekilas joke dari saya... maaf jika![Blue Repost emoticon-Blue Repost](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/s_sm_repost1.gif)
dan jika berkenan mohon di![Rate 5 Star emoticon-Rate 5 Star](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtvqnpxx.gif)
![Hammer (S) emoticon-Hammer (S)](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/hammers.gif)
maaf gan jika saya
![Blue Repost emoticon-Blue Repost](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/s_sm_repost1.gif)
Maaf ya
![Sorry emoticon-Sorry](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ly1xldg9p.gif)
Alasan kuat kenapa bahasa Indonesia terpilih daripada bahasa Malaysia menjadi bahasa resmi ASEAN yg baru saja ditetapkan (perbedaan bahasa indonesia dan Malaysia).
![Bingung (S) emoticon-Bingung (S)](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/bingungs.gif)
Inilah perbedaan Bahasa Indonesia dngan Bahasa Malaysia
... cekidot
![Bingung (S) emoticon-Bingung (S)](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/bingungs.gif)
Indonesia : Kementerian Agama,
Malaysia : Kementerian Tak Berdosa (heloo )
![Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif)
Indonesia : Angkatan Darat,
Malaysia : Laskar Hentak-Hentak Bumi (ga asik bgt ya)
![Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif)
Indonesia : Angkatan Udara,
Malaysia : Laskar Angin-Angin (untung ga laskar pelangi atau laskar kentut)
![Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif)
indonesia : Pasukaaan bubar jalan !!
Malaysia : Pasukaaan cerai berai !! (talak aja sekalian)
![Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif)
Indonesia : Merayap
Malaysia : Bersetubuh dengan bumi (apa rasanya ya bersetubuh dengan bumi,?? "̮hϱ³♡hϱ³♡hϱ³♡"̮ )
![Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif)
Indonesia : Rumah sakit bersalin
Malaysia : Hospital korban lelaki (asli NGAKAK tp bener sih )
![Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif)
![Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif)
Indonesia : Belok kiri, belok kanan,
Malaysia : Pusing kiri, pusing kanan (minum bodrex makanya biar ga pusing)
![Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif)
![Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif)
Indonesia : Departemen Pertanian
Malaysia : Departemen Cucuk Tanam (yuuk mariii ke mabes nyucuk tanam kakakaka )
![Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif)
![Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif)
Indonesia : Gratis bicara 30 menit
Malaysia : Percuma berbual 30 minit (suka2 gue dong ah
![Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif)
![Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif)
Indonesia : Satpam/sekuriti,
Malaysia : Penunggu Maling (ngarep banget dimalingin ya ampe ditungguin ) нªª˘°˘нªнªª˘°˘нªª˘°˘нªª˘°˘
![Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif)
![Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif)
Indonesia : Tank
Malaysia : Kereta Kebal (loe kira dari banten kale ahh..)
![Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif)
Indonesia : Rumah sakit jiwa
Malaysia : Gubuk gila (udah gubuk, gila lagi.. Kasian banget deh..)
![Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif)
Indonesia : Dokter ahli jiwa
Malaysia : Dokter gila (ada ya yg mw disebut dokter gila ?Wkwkwk..)
![Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif)
Indonesia : Hantu pocongk,
Malaysia : Hantu Bungkus (pesen atu dong bang, dibungkus)
![Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif)
Indonesia : Toilet
Malaysia : Bilik Merenung (ampun deh..sekalian Ngopi aja gan..)
![Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif)
Indonesia : Traktor,
Malaysia : Setrika Bumi. (segede apaan yak strikanya?? Wkwkwk
![Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif)
Indonesia : Joystick
Malaysia : Batang senang (maksud loe? batang Happy?)
![Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif)
Indonesia : Tidur siang
Malaysia : Petang telentang (berarti klo tidur malem “gelap tengkurep” )
![Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif)
![Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif)
Indonesia : push up!
Malaysia : rudapaksa bumi (waaah.nafsu amat,sampe Bumi aja mau di rudapaksa) . нªª˘°˘нªª˘°˘нªª˘°˘ °
![Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif)
![Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif)
![Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif)
itulah gan sekilas joke dari saya... maaf jika
![Blue Repost emoticon-Blue Repost](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/s_sm_repost1.gif)
dan jika berkenan mohon di
![Rate 5 Star emoticon-Rate 5 Star](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtvqnpxx.gif)
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