Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says : " My
name is Larry, and I am a SNAG. "

Another guy says : " What's that ? "

The first guy says : " That means I am
a Single, New Age Guy. "

Another one says : " My name is
Gary, and I am a DINK. "

A girl asks : " What's that ? "

He says : " That means I am a
Double Income, No Kids. "

A lady says : " That's nice. My
name is Gertrude, and I am a WIFE. "

Larry says : " A WIFE ? What's a
WIFE ? "

She says : " That means, "
Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."