A famous reporter was doing a documentary on the
customs of the American Indians. After a tour of a
reservation that they were on, she asked what was the
significance and major differences in the number of
feathers on the head dresses that they were wearing.

She asked a young Indian who only had one feather on
his head dress.
His reply was, " ME ONLY HAVE ONE WIFE, ME HAVE
ONLY ONE FEATHER ".

She asked another young man, feeling that the first guy
was only joking. This young Indian had four feathers on
his head dress.
He replied, " OGH! ME HAVE FOUR FEATHERS
BECAUSE ME SLEEPS WITH FOUR WIVES ".

Still not convinced about the number of feathers actually
indicated the number of wives involved, she decided to
interview the Chief. Now the Chief had a head dress full of
feathers, which needless to say, amused the reporter.

She asked the Chief : " WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MANY
FEATHERS ON YOUR HEAD DRESS ? "

The Chief proudly pounded his chest and said : " ME
CHIEF ! ME FUCK-EM ALL, BIG, SMALL, FAT, TALL, ME
FUCK-EM ALL ! ! "

Horrified, the reporter stated : " YOU OUGHT TO BE
HUNG ! ! "

The Chief replied : " YOU DAMNED RIGHT ME
HUNK.......BIG LIKE BUFFALO, LONG LIKE SNAKE ! ! "

The reporter cried : " YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SO
HOSTILE. "

The Chief replied : " HORSE-STYLE, DOG-STYLE,
WOLF-STYLE, ANY STYLE, ME FUCK EM ALL ! "

Tears in her eyes, the reporter cried : " OH DEAR ! ! "

The Chief replied : " NO DEER, ME NO FUCK DEER.
ASSHOLE TOO HIGH FUCKERS RUN TOO FAST. ME
NO FUCK DEER ! "