I think it be: but we have no great cause to desire the approach of day We see yonder the beginning of the day, but I think we shall never see the end of it. Who goes there?
How smooth and even they do bear themselves! As if allegiance in their bosoms sat, Crowned with faith and constant loyalty The king hath note of all that they intend, By interception which they dream not of
Great, we’ll go together See? I’ve already printed the directions off of Google Maps and booked a cruise through Priceline, so let’s go We’re going by boat? But can’t you just fly there on your magical flying horse?
Ugh! My daddy sent you? Well I hate him! Because all daddies are @#$@#%&s! That means you can go straight to hell!
@#$%, are all of these movies just 2-hour trailers for some unwatchable Avengers movie to be released in a few years? Yes
Well, then, you know, that's your own loss, okay? I'm not going to take the time to explain it, it's a cube, it does super-powerful magic, just deal with it Fine, whatever. So it's a magic cube with godlike power, what will you do now that you are capable of anything?
You didn't see Thor, did you? My theater was only playing it in 3D, I picked up The Dilemma from Redbox and stayed in. Why?
At last, the power of the Asgardian gods is in my hands, in a convenient cube shape! I'm sorry, the what power? Are we in a Comparative Religion 101 class now or something?
So we open with the bad guy from "Thor" stealing the device from "Captain America" from the mysterious government agents from "Iron Man 2", eh?
Where the hell is Jeremy Renner? If an archery target comes out of that thing, I want to be ready Oh, he's up in his NEST, you know how he hates to be CAGED. Just CRANE your neck up, see? The guy didn't get his own movie, alright? This is the best we can do
I just got off the phone with the president, care to tell me how I should explain to him that our top secret military thing-that-we-found turned itself on all by itself, itself!? Wait, did we get a Michael Bay script by accident? Is there an asteroid headed for Earth?
Wow, that sure makes life in the Marvel Universe WAY less dangerous, exciting, and dramatic. Congrats!
Fair point So now that you’ve fixed the Extremis formula, I assume you’ve made it available to the public, right? We’ve made injury and disease a thing of the past?
And now for the traditional post-credits surprise... I was narrating to Mark Ruffalo the whole time! Exciting, huh? Look, it was either that or an Ant-Man teaser Hi, everyone. So does Gwyneth still have super healing and fire powers? Because hello, spinoff!
Oh dear, I feel all PTSD-y suddenly Can’t stand being out of the house… must go put on armor… which is parked outside, all opened up, in plain view, where any assh#le could load it into a truck and take it Yeah, remember last movie when the government was saying you couldn't be trusted with
Welcome to the most terrifying birthday party ever imagined, everyone! Now I'm going to blow up some big glass bottles, That's enough, Robert! I've somehow already figured out how to work the suit, so I'm ready to fight you, even if our fight would have special effects astonishingly inferior to