A little dwarf lady goes into her doctor's office complaining
of an irritated crotch.

After an examination the doctor sighs : " I don't seem to
see any problem. Does it get better or worse at any time ?
"

" Yeah, its really bad whenever it rains. " she replies.

" Well, then, " says the Doc, " Next time it rains, get in
here at once, and we'll take another look at it. "

Two weeks later its raining really hard and the little lady
shows up at the doctor's office.

" Doctor, it's really bad today. Please you have to help me
! ! "

" Well, let's have a look," he says as he lifts her up onto
the table.

" Oh, yes, I think I see the problem. Nurse bring me a
surgical kit. Don't worry ma'am this won't hurt a bit. "

The dwarf lady closes her eyes in painful anticipation.
The Doctor begins snipping away and finishes a few
minutes later.

" There you go, ma'am, try that. "

She walks back and forth around the office and exclaims :
" That's great, Doc, what did you do ? ! "

To which the doctor replied : " I just took a couple of
inches
off the top of your rain boots. "