Romantic Just Like Phone and Sim Card
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Girl: How much do you love me?

Boyfriend: I love u so much, I cant measure

Girl: No, just tell me.

Boy: Ok, I am like a phone and you are my sim card, theres no me without u

Girl: Aaaaaawww That is so romantic.

Boy (sighing to himself): Thanks God, she doesnt know, this is a china phone with three sim cards.