saat kita menuju kantor, boss nanya sm gw,
kira2 berapa duit gaji yg harus di bayar bulan ini ?
gw bilangin sama dia gua belom selesai ngitung, tp kira2 sih 250 juta udah cukup.
eh dia ga percaya..
dia suruh gua ngitung sampe selesai hari ini juga.
okeh gue jabanin..hari itu kita kedatangan boss B ( singaporian )
jam 4 sore itungan gue udah kelar semua,si boss pun nanya.

Boss : berapa semua ?

Gw : 203 juta belom termasuk orang baru , karna gw belm tau , mereka di gaji berapa.

Boss : oh..

Boss B : so how much money do we need to pay them ?

Boss : only 160 million.

Gw : 203 boss blm termasuk yg baru..

Boss : ........

terus si boss B nanya...

Boss B : is he the new emply here ? ( nunjuk gue )

Boss : no no no .. he is my student

Gw : ( gigik lo student , gue karyawan di sini oi )

Boss B : i see, so we don't need to pay him right ?

Boss : i pay him , myself

Boss B : so ,how much my reimbursment bill ? sudah hitung kah?

Boss : of course !! i count it very..very..deeply...

lo kira liang kubur , pake very very deeply..plis dong ah
padahal gue yg ngitung...klo tau gitu ,
mendingan laen kali gue salahin aja itungan gw , biar lo kena semprot.

Boss B : can i see it ?

Boss : eerrr...can can ..wait a minute

Boss : eh cepetan siapin tuh yg dia minta ?

Gw : ( serahin tu dokumen )

Boss : Boss B , this is the document u want

Boss B : oke let me see...hm...

Boss B : who made this file ?

Boss : of course me lah..hahaha...

Boss B : u said , our contract based on trust ! this is not prepared by you !
i dont like this, our financial document is very important , i don't want anyone doing this,
except the four of us! if you doesnt want to do it, fine ..we can stop our contract!

nah lho si gembul kena marah
oh senangnya hatiku..
oh oh oh ...

Boss : dont lah..i made this, but i told him ( nunjuk gw ) to check this number !
i'm afraid if i mistaken !!

jiah elah..number number..number togel kaleee..
ini org kok bhs inggris pada bulepotan ya ~_~

Boss B : do u understand what i told you ?

Boss : embuh..yeah this day really hot..i thought we will eat together..

Boss B : @(#*@($*(#$??????!!!!

Gw : ( dasar pe a lo, ngemeng ga nyambung molok)

kejadian ini di akhiri dengan boss B tidak pernah ngomong sm boss gue lg , dan ga mau keuangannya di pegang boss gue..