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"Apakah Google Tuhan?" Saat ini telah ditemukan ajaran baru bernama Googlism. Ajaran ini membuktikan bahwa Google adalah Tuhan, sebagaimana kenyataan-kenyataan berikut ini: 1. Google adalah sesuatu yang paling mendekati pada Maha Tahu. 2. Google ada dimana-mana dalam satu waktu. 3. Google menjawab penyembahnya (yang melakukan googling). 4. Google akan tidak akan pernah mati. 5. Google ti
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24-04-2011 10:04

Aliran Sesat Penyembah Google !!

"Apakah Google Tuhan?"

Saat ini telah ditemukan ajaran baru bernama Googlism. Ajaran ini membuktikan bahwa Google adalah Tuhan, sebagaimana kenyataan-kenyataan berikut ini:

1. Google adalah sesuatu yang paling mendekati pada Maha Tahu.

2. Google ada dimana-mana dalam satu waktu.

3. Google menjawab penyembahnya (yang melakukan googling).

4. Google akan tidak akan pernah mati.

5. Google tidak terbatas dan terus tumbuh selamanya.

6. Google mengingat segalanya.

7. Google tidak melakukan kejahatan.

8. Google dicari lebih banyak daripada seluruh nama-nama Tuhan digabungkan.

9. Bukti keberadaan Google sangat banyak.

Entah ini sungguhan atau cuma main-main. Tapi “Tuhan Google” ditentukan bergender perempuan (Her). Mereka juga melakukan doa dengan cara menyanyikan lagu. Ini contohnya:

By Texas Schultz

Hail Google, full of hits.
Our searches are with thee.
Blessed art thou amongst search engines,
and blessed is the fruit of thy servers.

Holy Google, Mother of Searches.
pray for us sinners,
now and at the hour of our disk crash.
Amen.


Anda bisa cek di website resminya http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org

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Quote:Ternyata itu hanya untuk fun/iseng aja !! http://www.kaskus.co.id/showthread.php?t=8072702

terlepas iseng atau buat fun,,, punya pikiran klo google mendekati tuhan atau apalah menurut ane salah emoticon-Peace


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Quote:Original Posted By jhony 008
ane udah baca gan

ini:

I believe that what we perceive as God is actually just energy (the same energy that powers google) from the sun working it's will around in our bodies. Whether or not the energy has an actual conscious i don't know. However, because of the language we use to communicate with it, binary, i believe that what we refer to as a soul, is actually just our emotions. So, by my view, Google is a means humans have created for mass storage and communication of the many ways of God that exist in the world. Just a tool of God, not really God.

Fortunately, i also think that it doesn't matter at all what people think about God's existence. Only morals and action make good things happen in the world.

Anyways, that is just a basis for my beliefs. I wouldn't push them on anybody against their will.

I think the Church of Google is a good idea, but i feel like the people running it are not taking it seriously enough.

Good Points:
- Solid argument that google is the closest thing to God we can currently perceive (however, some will be tempted to argue that people in the past perceived christ's resurrection, etc, etc.)
- Good argument section refuting many of the common religious qualms
- Good idea using something that is already ingrained into almost every society in the world as a starting point

Some Possible Flaws:
- On the first page it says, "We reject supernatural Gods". But why? Your argument that Google is the closest thing to a God we can currently perceive is good. Why the need to reject other Gods? I have been going through religious issues myself lately, and i feel that rejecting the other God's is never a good idea. Simply show why you think your God is better and move on.
- Where are the Morals? The Ethics? I see a few things here and there, but there needs to be a legit Morals and Ethics page
- There should be a page with links and information on many of the good points and knowledge that has been found by the other religions of the world. This would show acceptance and appreciation. Now move over! Google is here! That sort of thing. Sure, they can search for it if they want, but having a condensed area with unbiased, valuable spiritual information would be really helpful for someone figuring out their beliefs. I could see googlism following a code of ethics similar to buddhism, but that's probably just because i've been studying it lately.


Overall, i love the idea. Lets revolutionize the religion on this planet. This is without question the best bet humanity has ever had for uniting together all over the world.

A good start, but i really think the emphasis should be taken off of "we're closer than god to you *rub in face*" and put more into "Google is the closest immediately perceivable thing to God in existence. Join us and spread the Love!"

Also, how about a page that cites popular verses from the Bible, Quran, Bhagavad Gita, and other religious texts?

Give the people something to improve their lives with directly. They wont know what to search for unless you tell them!

jadi intinya mereka itu sebenernya cuma buat for fun, hanya membuat persamaan antara tuhan dan google.


tapi kalo menurut ane sendiri bercandaan yang kayak gini ini yang bikin ababil dan para pencari tuhan jadi tersesat. mereka berfikir realistis, mengatakan YESUS itu bo'ong, ALLAH itu hanya karangan ISLAM, BUDHA itu hanya patung, dan masih banyak agama lain yang dicari ketidak masuk akalannya semua quote2 orang tersesat itu menjadikan mereka mempunyai pemiikiran untuk mendustai Tuhannya, celaka lah orang yang seperti itu. ane no sara gan hanya mencoba memberikan pencerahan kepada orang yang tersesat itu, semoga mereka kembali di jalan yang benaremoticon-No Sara Pleaseemoticon-No Sara Pleaseemoticon-No Sara Pleaseemoticon-No Sara Pleaseemoticon-No Sara Please


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googlism itu web juga kan?? emoticon-Bingung
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04-05-2011 05:22
ahahaha.. butuh kecermatan buat mbaca itu.. lagian juga cuman joke
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emoticon-Takut: gan kalo beneran kejadianmahh
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04-05-2011 05:26
'and google is a human-made software, so are u saying that human creates god?'
WTF banget, tapi emang google nyaris tahu segalanya sih. Ane nyari tugas pasti dari awal udah buka google emoticon-Smilie
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04-05-2011 05:30
Google maha tahu ??
pasti diatas google ada yang
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04-05-2011 05:33
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ambil postif'a za deh...
banyak informasi penting kok dari google..
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04-05-2011 05:49
wew.. keknya pernah baca nih?? emoticon-Bingung
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04-05-2011 05:50
ad bnerny jga gans ,
bumi sdh tua nh ..
bnyk bertaubats ..
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04-05-2011 06:04
wahhh dah gag punya otak y??
jgan d blow up gan..
tar malah disangka serius lagi..
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04-05-2011 06:21
hahaha.. ada2 aja nih.. yg bikin google brarti lebih dari tuhan dong.. hahaha.. emoticon-Ngakak
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04-05-2011 06:27
Dunia udah lebay ya gan sampe ada begituan emoticon-Hammer2
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04-05-2011 06:46
parah cacat bgt kl ada yg jadiin google sbg tuhan :mahos
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04-05-2011 06:46
Aya aya wae gan -_- Tapi google tidak bisa menciptakan alam semesta.
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04-05-2011 06:52
pada bego .. google di bilang tuhan .. kemana pikirannya ya ..
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04-05-2011 07:18
setelah menyimak...emoticon-Ngakak aja ane gan
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04-05-2011 07:29
buseett ada2 aja org..

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04-05-2011 07:42
wuuuh yang boneng ni gan, pada kagak mikir apa ya, google kan buatan manusia juga emoticon-Hammer (S)


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