Brandon, Troy and Kevin who were lost in the forest were
captured by
cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they
could live if they passed a trial. The first step of the trial
was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same
kind of fruit. All three men went their separate ways to
gather the fruit.

Brandon came back and said to the king : " I brought ten
apples ".

The king explained the trial to him saying : " You have to
shove the fruit up your butt without any expression on your
face, or you'll be eaten. "

The first apple went in . . . but on the second one, he
winced out in pain, so he was killed.

Troy arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the
king explained
the trial to him he thought to himself this should be easy.
1 . . . 2 . . . 3 . . . 4 . . . 5 . . . 6 . . . 7 . . . 8 . . . and on the
ninth berry, he burst out in laughter and was killed.

Brandon and Troy met in heaven.

Brandon asked : " Why did you laugh, almost got away
with it ! "

Troy replied : " I couldn't help it, I looked up and saw
Kevin coming back with pineapples.