3 girls died and was brought to the gates of heaven. Upon
entering the gate they were halted by St. Peter and his
obedient angel.
St.

Peter asked the girls : " Before entering you must answer
this simple question. "

" Which is . . . . . ? ", they replied in unison.

" Have you been a good girl ? " he asked the first girl.

" Oh yess " she said " I was a virgin before I got married
and was still virgin even after I got married. "

" Very good ", said St. Peter. " Angel, give this girl . . . . .
The GOLDEN KEY. "

" Have you been a good girl ? " he asked the second girl.

" Oh quite good ", she said. " I was a virgin before I got
married but was not after I got married. "

" Very good ", said St. Peter " Angel, give this girl . . . . .
The SILVER KEY. "

" Have you been a good girl ? " he asked the third girl.

" Oh no, not at all " she said " I practically have sex with
every guy I met, before and after I got married. Anywhere,
anytime. "

" Very good " said St. Peter " Angel, give this girl . . . . .
MY ROOM KEY. "