After having their 11th child, a redneck couple decided
that that was
enough.

They could not afford a larger double-wide. So, the
husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his
wife/cousin didn't want to have any more children. The
doctor told him that there was a procedure that could fix
the problem. The doctor instructed him to go home, get a
cherry bomb, light it, put it in a beer can,then hold the can
up to his ear and count to 10.

The redneck said to the doctor : " I may not be the
smartest man, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in
a beer can next to my ear is going to help me. "

So, the couple drove to get a second opinion. The
second doctor was just about to tell them about the
medical procedure for a vasectomy when he realised how
truly backwards these people were. This doctor instead
told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, light it,
place it in a beer can, hold it to his ear and count to 10.
Figuring that both learned physicians couldn't be wrong,
the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer
can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count.

" 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 . . . . " , at which point he paused, placed
the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on
his other hand.