A man walks into the woman's section of a department
store and tells the sales clerk he wants to buy a bra for his
wife.

" What type of bra ? " asked the clerk.

" Type ? " inquires the man " There is more than one
type ? "

" There are three types, " replies the clerk.

" The Catholic type, the Salvation Army type, and the
Baptist type. Which one do you need ? "

Still confused the man ask : " What is the difference in
them ? "

The clerk responds : " It is really very easy. The Catholic
type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up
the fallen, and
the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills. "