An Arab (bukan Yaman lho…!!!) being interviewed at the US embassy.

Consul: “Your name, please?”
Arab: “Ahwaz”
Consul: “Sex?”
Arab: “Six times a week”
Consul: “No..no.., I mean Male or Female?”
Arab: “Both Male & Female & sometimes even camels”
Consul: “Holy cow?”
Arab: “Yes, cows & dogs too”
Consul: “Hei Man, isn’t that hostile?”
Arab: “Horse style, dog style and any style”
Consul: “Oh dear…!!!”
Arab: “Deer?...No deer, they run too fast..!!!”