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Pengen Tau Pasutri di Amrik Berantem Pake Pantun?

KopSays

15-06-2011 00:40

Pengen Tau Pasutri di Amrik Berantem Pake Pantun?

nih, gan.. kalo pengen tau gimana pasangan suami - istri di Amrik kalo lagi berantem. Penasaran apa yang mereka omongin? moga aja nggak repost emoticon-Big Grin

Spoiler for Wife:

I wrote your name on the sand, it got washed away.
I wrote your name on the air, it was blown away.
then I wrote your my name on my heart & I GOT HEART ATTACK!.

sang suami membalas...

Spoiler for Husband:

God saw me hungry, god created pizza.
God saw me thirsty,God created Pepsi.
God saw me in dark, God created light.
God saw me without problem, the GOD CREATED YOU!.

Istri nggak mau kalah...

Spoiler for Wife:

Twinkle, twinkle, little star..
You should know what you are..
and once you know what you are..
MENTAL HOSPITAL IS NOT FAR!

Suami makin ngotot...

Spoiler for Husband:

the rain makes all thing beautiful.
the grass & flowers too.
if rain makes all things beautiful...
WHY DOESN'T IT RAIN YOU???

omongan terakhir sang istri yang membuat suami diam...

Spoiler for Wife:

roses are red, violets are blue.
monkey like you, should be kept in zoo.
don't feel so angry, you will find me there too...
NOT IN THE CAGE, BUT LAUGHING AT YOU!!!

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