"You know why there are so few sophisticated computer terrorists in the United States? Because your hackers have so much mobility into the establishment. Here, there is no such mobility. If you have the slightest bit of intellectual integrity you cannot support the government.... That's why t
Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face. - Unknown
Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol. - Unknown
If there is any realistic deterrent to marriage, it's the fact that you can't afford divorce. -- Jack Nicholson - codehappy
The 11th commandment is ?Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris? This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish. - Unknown
After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history. - Unknown
A new koan: If you have some ice cream, I will give it to you. If you have no ice cream, I will take it away from you. It is an ice cream koan. - codehappy